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Anger is a cantankerous hothead whose job is to get others riled up. See them in Inside Out.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

For Sly Cooper, stealing isn't just about the haul. It's also about the journey. See them in Sly Cooper.

Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.

Dorothy Gale is a down-home Kansas girl in a bizarre fantasy land with beautiful red shoes. See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Ilana Wexler is rarely found without a joint. When she's not absolutely blazed, she is a below average employee and an incredible best friend. See them in Broad City.

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

Tonya Harding has been shoved around her whole life. She just wants to feel free. See them in I Tonya.

A former high school outcast, Rebecca Doppelmeyer is tentatively shaking off her misanthropic personality. See them in Ghost World.

Disgust is a friend who makes sure you stay away from all things gross. See them in Inside Out.