Because you like Squidward Tentacles in SpongeBob SquarePants

Chuckie Finster is a baby afraid of everything from clowns to closets, unless his best friend's by his side. See them in Rugrats.

Moana is brave, adventurous, and dutiful. And with the ocean on her side, there's no telling how far she'll go. See them in Moana.

Chewbacca is a loyal co-pilot who won't hesitate to rip your arm off. See them in Star Wars Series.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

Donna Pinciotti is strong, independent, and empathetic. No one messes with her. See them in That '70s Show.

Reckless, vulgar, loud-mouthed: that's what makes Amethyst so awesome. See them in Steven Universe.

Leonard Hofstadter is the normal one among his scientist friends, though in fairness that's a low bar. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.

Green skin, pointy hat, evil cackle—this villain has it all! See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Sarcastic and always complaining, C3PO is a droid that despite his quirks you always want by your side. See them in Star Wars Series.

Danny Zuko's car is auto-matic. Its system-matic. Its hyyyyydro-matic. Why, its greased lightning! See them in Grease.

The chronically bizarre Dwight Schrute is the world’s most dependable assistant to the regional manager. See them in The Office.