Because you like Squidward Tentacles in SpongeBob SquarePants

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.

Maria Rambeau is a tough-as-nails Air Force pilot who is also a loving single mom. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Madman, murderer, or musician? No one knows the Phantom behind the mask. See them in The Phantom of the Opera.

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.

You couldn't ask for a better, or weirder, daughter like Cassie. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Susan Pevensie is sensible, practical, and fiercely protective of those she loves. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Despite Norman Bates' typically kind and shy personality, he is also prone to occasional violent outbursts. See them in Bates Motel.

Leslie Burke is bold, courageous, and imaginative enough to create a world from scratch. See them in Bridge to Terabithia.

Rarity has been dreaming of the day her designs will dazzle Canterlot. See them in My Little Pony.

The witty Aku would be an ideal dinner guest, if he weren't a demon. See them in Samurai Jack.

Toby Cavanaugh has trouble avoiding being manipulated. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

Tina Goldstein is better at getting the job done than following the rules. See them in Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them.