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Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.

On the football field, Tim Riggins has it together. But off the field, he sports bloodshot eyes and broken hearts. See them in Friday Night Lights (TV).

Will Herondale is an emotionally distant bad boy with a secret. See them in Clockwork Angel .

Once a loving family man, James Heller is now dark, damaged, and hell-bent on getting revenge. See them in Prototype Series.

Dimitri Belikov is a stoic vampire guardian who has the reserve, focus, and discipline of a soldier. See them in Vampire Academy .

Raised to happily follow the rules, Cassia might actually be more rebellious than she thinks she is. See them in Matched .

Kara "Starbuck" Thrace will beat you in cards, drink you under the table, then fly circles around you in her fighter plane. See them in Battlestar Galactica.