Because you like Gary the Snail in SpongeBob SquarePants

Major Marquis Warren is a talkative, sharp-eyed, and cold-hearted Civil War soldier-turned-bounty hunter. See them in The Hateful Eight.

Rukia Kuchiki is a cool and collected warrior who has trouble opening up to anyone. See them in Bleach.

Clank is the quintessential rational, intelligent robot sidekick. See them in Ratchet & Clank.

An ironic hipster with a healthy dose of self-deprecation, Dave strives to be cool at all costs. See them in Homestuck.

A powerful mob boss, Vito Corleone is always making offers people can't refuse. See them in The Godfather.

If you need her, Lisa Simpson will be in her room with her saxophone and a good book. See them in The Simpsons.

Raven Reyes may be a deliquent, but she's also the youngest zero-gravity mechanic who fixed a 130-year old escape pod to make it through the descent to Earth. See them in The 100.

There can be no doubt that Ben Linus is a huge liar. But one man's lies are another man's necessary steps to protect his people. See them in Lost.

Phoenix Wright is an easygoing defense attorney who is rarely defensive. See them in Ace Attorney Series .

Introspective Theodore Twombly would rather observe life than participate in it. See them in Her.