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Samantha Jones
101

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

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Glenn Rhee
480

Glenn Rhee somehow never loses his enthusiastic spirit – even in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. See them in The Walking Dead.

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Death
253

All who live know his name, and all who oppose him shall know Death. See them in Darksiders Series.

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Marie Antoinette
354

Marie Antoinette may be a fun-loving queen who has it all, but her husband doesn't know how to have sex, and an angry mob wants to cut off her head. See them in Marie Antoinette.

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Benoit Blanc
152

Benoit Blanc is Sherlock with Southern charm, and a mysterious benefactor. See them in Knives Out.

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Gus Fring
229

Chicken resterauntier by day and drug overlord by night, Gus Fring doesn't let the stress of living a double life get to him. See them in Breaking Bad.

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Thomas Sharpe
229

Although Thomas Sharpe is an English baronet, he doesn't have a Shilling to his name. He's in America to sell his invention and marry rich. See them in Crimson Peak.

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Eleven
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As a psychokinetic who was raised in a lab, Eleven is finding Indiana to be a scary world. But at least she's discovered Eggo waffles. See them in Stranger Things.

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Chris Miles
409

Chris Miles has run out of cash, luck, and drugs. See them in Skins.

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Neville Longbottom
1256

He may forget his homework, lose his toad, and fall off brooms, but Neville Longbottom can also single-handedly destroy villains. See them in Harry Potter Series.

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Sid Jenkins
666

Sid Jenkins is the ultimate underachiever, but he doesn't mind. Well, he pretends he doesn't. See them in Skins.

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Shawn Spencer
282

A consummate schemer with a knack for solving mysteries, Shawn Spencer has trouble taking anything seriously. See them in Psych.