Character Recommendations Based on Eugene H. Krabs

So charismatic, you might not mind when he steals from you

She's hoping sarcasm will get her through the stress of teenage life. And also, teenage pregnancy

Loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school

Loves tater tots, mythical beasts, and reveling in his awkwardness

He's just a sweet transvestite – with some not-so-sweet plans

This proud ape leader strives to have empathy for all

Kind, funny valedictorian who likes to make out with Spider-Man when her homework's done

His elfin self-confidence can border on pretension, but he's a fearsome fighter and a loyal friend

What Ron lacks in motivation and book smarts, he makes up for in loyalty and street smarts

This seductive, venomous botanist laments the fact that there are so many people to kill, yet so little time