Because you like Wendy Testaburger in South Park

George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.

Kumar Patel is always high, always hungry for sliders. See them in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

Walter White's knowledge of chemistry allows him to cook astoundingly pure meth, leading to a rapid – albeit tumultuous – rise in the criminal drug world. See them in Breaking Bad.

A singing nanny, Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way. See them in Mary Poppins.

Quiet and brooding, Ennis Del Mar keeps his true passions close to the chest. See them in Brokeback Mountain.

Equal parts funny and neurotic, Cory Matthews has a warm and generous spirit. See them in Boy Meets World.

Although she's only six, Hushpuppy is a tough girl ready to stand up to terrifying, pre-historic beasts after the storm. See them in Beasts of the Southern Wild.

Liesel Meminger is trying to ease the suffering of those around her, German and Jew alike. See them in The Book Thief.

The irrepressible Lucy Ricardo has never met a challenge she couldn't scheme her way into or out of. See them in I Love Lucy.

After becoming accepted into the group of popular girls, Tracy Freeland has turned from a sweet and reserved teenager into a monster. See them in thirteen.

He's a get rich or die tryin' kind of raccoon. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.