Because you like Stan Marsh in South Park

Nandor is a relentless vampire who never admits he's wrong, loves glitter, and can't use a tablet. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Severus Snape is a misanthropic potions teacher with a vindictive streak. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Eleanor puts up a tough front, even when everyone else tries to tear her down. See them in Eleanor and Park .

Ava may just be the perfect woman. So long as she can pass a Turing test. See them in Ex Machina.

A debonair spy, Harry Hart is the epitome of a gentleman, even when he calmly takes down multiple men with a militarized umbrella. See them in Kingsman: The Secret Service.

Norma Bates may look like a harmless housewife, but don't let that fool you. See them in Bates Motel.

A Washington DC fixer, Olivia Pope can make roadblocks disappear with a single phone call. "It's handled" is her life motto. See them in Scandal.

Jeff Winger thinks he's too cool for school, which is a problem because he just enrolled in community college. See them in Community.

A good guy who's made some bad choices, Scott Lang is driven in his quest for redemption. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Eponine is a scrappy street urchin with a bad case of unrequited love. See them in Les Miserables.

Susie Salmon has a big heart, even though it's not beating anymore. See them in The Lovely Bones.