Because you like Mr. Garrison in South Park

Amy Farrah Fowler deserves sainthood for putting up with Sheldon Cooper. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Not only could Hellboy avenge your death, he'd also have a sense of humor about it and not let it ruin the rest of his night. See them in Hellboy.

Galina Reznikov is the head chef of prison, cooking up meals as well as storms on anyone who dares to cross her; even the guards are terrified of her. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Rayon is kinder to the world than the world is to her. See them in Dallas Buyers Club.

An inter-dimensional demon, Bill Cipher dreams of a more chaotic Gravity Falls. See them in Gravity Falls.

Kara "Starbuck" Thrace will beat you in cards, drink you under the table, then fly circles around you in her fighter plane. See them in Battlestar Galactica.

Nala is a strong lioness who's loyal to her friends. See them in The Lion King.

Ahape-shifting dog, Jake is the last man's best friend. See them in Adventure Time.

Dee Reynolds is selfish, narcissistic, and a target of extremely cruel ridicule. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

The Terminator is an emotionless killing machine who won't stop until he's changed the future. See them in The Terminator.

A cursed pirate captain, Barbossa is greedy, vengeful, and surprisingly cheeky. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Jack Bauer is a terrorist fighter who is scared of nothing and no one. The clock is ticking! See them in 24.