Because you like Kenny McCormick in South Park

An infamous vampire, Alucard is a one-man killing machine with a philosophical side. See them in Hellsing.

A consummate schemer with a knack for solving mysteries, Shawn Spencer has trouble taking anything seriously. See them in Psych.

Riley Blue is trying to outrun her bad luck, but she might not be fast enough. See them in Sense8.

Hayley Stark is a sarcastic 14-year-old with an unusual passion. See them in Hard Candy.

Bookish and socially anxious, Ruby Roundhouse is a teenager turned action heroine. See them in Jumanji.

Living with a curse, Kyo Sohma is sick of being treated like garbage his whole life. See them in Fruits Basket.

Just like half of L.A., Mia Dolan is working a dead end job until she hits the big screens. See them in La La Land.

Success for Eggsy Unwin means joining Kingsman, and failure could mean death. See them in Kingsman: The Secret Service.

Madoka Kaname's new world of witches is challenging her optimism. Still, even in the worst of circumstances, she holds onto hope. See them in Puella Magi Madoka Magica.

Jyn Erso is a rebellious criminal tasked with stealing the blueprint to the Death Star to find its fatal flaw before it destroys the planet. See them in Rogue One.

George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.