Because you like Sheila Jackson in Shameless

Insightful about everyone else's neuroses, Rose Lalonde is not as aware of her own. See them in Homestuck.

Whether he’s hacking or dodging a bullet, Neo has a poker face that never drops. And it doesn’t hurt that he’s prophesied to be "The One" to save humanity. See them in The Matrix.

Irene Adler has to use both her brains and her body to survive. Luckily, she's usually the most brilliant person in the room. See them in Sherlock.

Brian Robeson is a true survivor through and through. See them in Hatchet.

Whether he's fighting or flirting, Jace Wayland is all swagger. See them in City of Bones.

Bedside manner is for chumps, not the brilliant Dr. Gregory House. See them in House M.D..

Tiffany Maxwell wishes people would stop reminding her about her dead husband. See them in Silver Linings Playbook.

Arthur Dent is an incredibly normal man on an incredibly abnormal adventure. See them in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Phil Coulson is a deadly field agent with the demeanor of a friendly dad. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Ron Swanson is the man's man's man's man. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Jamal Malik came from humble beginnings in an Indian slub filled with street gangs, but he is destined for bigger things. See them in Slumdog Millionaire.

Equal parts klutzy and clever, Ella is not afraid to take her fate into her own hands. See them in Ella Enchanted.