Because you like Samantha Jones in Sex and the City

A cursed pirate captain, Barbossa is greedy, vengeful, and surprisingly cheeky. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

The witty Aku would be an ideal dinner guest, if he weren't a demon. See them in Samurai Jack.

Sam Montgomery works hard, but her evil stepmother makes sure her efforts don't pay off. See them in A Cinderella Story.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Poussey Washington is a former army brat who loves to read and loves her friends. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Connor Walsh is arrogant enough to think he's the smartest guy in the room, and quick-witted enough to prove that he is. See them in How to Get Away with Murder.

There isn't a man in the world who executes his job with more finesse than Monsieur Gustave H. See them in The Grand Budapest Hotel.