Because you like Bert in Sesame Street

Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.

A deadbeat dad and small-time con-artist, Frank Gallagher gives nothing and yet expects everything. See them in Shameless.

Carl Gallagher is a budding psychopath fascinated with rule breaking. See them in Shameless.

When the going gets tough, Dre Johnson gets tougher. Well, he'd like to think he does. See them in Blackish.

People think Karen Smith is a dumb blonde, but she disagrees and is proud she can predict the weather with her breasts. See them in Mean Girls.

It’s a shame that the Seven Kingdoms doesn’t allow a woman to rule. The scheming, focused Cersei Lannister would do a far better job than either of her sons. See them in Game of Thrones.

Emma Woodhouse knows what's best for everyone else. Just don't try to tell her what to do. See them in Emma.

Not a great influence with her classmates, this 13-year-old "cool girl" likes to shoplift, chug alcohol, and snort crushed pills. See them in thirteen.

Polite and clever, Annie James is not afraid to stir up a little mischief. See them in The Parent Trap.

Aslan represents everything good and just, he's just not super reliable. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

A kind and funny valedictorian, Gwen Stacy likes to make out with Spider-man when her homework's done. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.