Because you like Frank Costanza in Seinfeld

Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.

Yippee-ki-yay! John McClane doesn't go down without a fight. See them in Die Hard.

Carol Peletier's credo: your strength comes from who you are, not who you used to be. See them in The Walking Dead.

Topanga Lawrence has been a put-together intellectual since basically the moment she could talk. See them in Boy Meets World.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

In charge of stocking the office's supply of cigarettes and liquor, Joan Holloway could run the whole company if they would let her. See them in Mad Men.

Eugene H. Krabs is a greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

The Hastings family is old and powerful, and Spencer will do anything to continue excelling. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Most of the world has been wiped out from The Beast. And when The Beast comes, Cole MacGrath will be ready. See them in inFAMOUS.

Quirky teen Carly Shay is the director of her own life story. See them in iCarly.

Serena van der Woodsen is a wild child. Too wild, her friends and family might argue. See them in Gossip Girl.