Because you like Cosmo Kramer in Seinfeld

Quint is a grizzled shark hunter with a love of the sea. See them in Jaws.

Simon Belmont is a vampire hunter bravely carrying on the family business. See them in Castlevania.

Beware! Anton Chigurh carries a coin with him, which he forces his victims to flip to decide whether they will live or die. See them in No Country for Old Men.

When the going gets tough, Dre Johnson gets tougher. Well, he'd like to think he does. See them in Blackish.

Arguably the world's worst boss, Michael Scott is desperate for love, praise and a suggestion for an improv scene. See them in The Office.

Liz Lemon is a lover of comedy, geek stuff, and night cheese. See them in 30 Rock.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.

Ron Burgundy is a news anchor who signs off with "Stay classy, San Diego" or whatever his teleprompter says. Bonus: he plays the jazz flute. See them in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

Society may reject Felicia, but this bubbly catwoman just wants to spread happiness to others. See them in Darkstalkers .

David Wooderson has clocked in hundreds of hours cruising around town looking for fun. See them in Dazed and Confused.

Hawkeye Pierce is a Devil-may-care Army doc who'd have the Devil laughing and drinking in five minutes flat. See them in M*A*S*H.

Wei Shen is an undercover cop on a mission for justice (or at least vengeance). See them in Sleeping Dogs.