Because you like Cosmo Kramer in Seinfeld

Joey Tribbiani's true passions in life are acting, sandwiches, football, sex, and asking ladies, "how you doing?" See them in Friends.

A sadistic sociopath, Lil Z is helping make the City of God slum a Hell on Earth. See them in City of God.

Though raised to think of himself as a monster, Quasimodo has a heart that holds nothing but compassion. See them in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Mr. Robot always seems to know what to do when others are lost. But can he be trusted? See them in Mr. Robot.

Although Penny's friends have genius-level IQs, they regularly come to her for advice and insight. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Sydney Bristow is a kick-ass double agent on a mission for revenge. See them in Alias.

Part archaeologist, part philosopher, part politician, Jean-Luc Picard is an unashamed intellectual who runs a tight ship. See them in Star Trek: The Next Generation.

If you need her, Lisa Simpson will be in her room with her saxophone and a good book. See them in The Simpsons.

Gene Belcher dreams of a future in the limelight, and he doesn't let his lack of talent hold him back. See them in Bob's Burgers.

It turns out Dracula's son Alucard has some pretty severe daddy issues. See them in Castlevania.

As an undercover cop, Schmidt is getting to relive high school as a cool kid. See them in 21 Jump Street.

An All-American football player, a ping pong star, and a freakishly determined runner, Forrest Gump has a ton of stories to tell. See them in Forrest Gump.