Because you like Tommy Pickles in Rugrats

Veronica Mars is a sarcastic private eye whose biggest mission is surviving high school. See them in Veronica Mars.

Ava may just be the perfect woman. So long as she can pass a Turing test. See them in Ex Machina.

An ironic hipster with a healthy dose of self-deprecation, Dave strives to be cool at all costs. See them in Homestuck.

Whether he's performing "illusions" or running the family business, one thing is certain: Gob Bluth will screw it up. See them in Arrested Development.

A gentle alchemist who is soul-bound to a giant suit of armor, Alphonse Elric is growing into the responsibility handed to him. See them in Fullmetal Alchemist.

He's a troubled insomniac in search of a moment to rest and a meaning to his existence. See them in Fight Club.

Part of an elite team of investigators, Abby Sciuto is the happiest Goth to ever work in law enforcement. See them in NCIS.

Alison DiLaurentis believes you're always better off with a really good lie. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

You'll never get Alaska Young. And that's the whole point. See them in Looking for Alaska.

A natural leader, Clarke Griffin dispenses both justice and mercy, and she does it all while being selflessly humble. See them in The 100.

Known as the "rat king" of Paddy's Pub, bartender Charlie Kelly spends most of his time drinking at his bar instead of serving drinks to customers. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Did he ever tell you the definition of insanity? Just wait, and this psychopath will do just that. See them in Far Cry 3.