Because you like Fred Armisen in Portlandia

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Introspective Theodore Twombly would rather observe life than participate in it. See them in Her.

Good-natured, sensitive, and introspective, Mason is on a lifelong path to finding himself. See them in Boyhood.

Catherine Linton was once spontaneous and rowdy but ever since marrying the wealthy Edgar, she has morphed into a boiling pot of emotional outbursts. See them in Wuthering Heights.

Major Marquis Warren is a talkative, sharp-eyed, and cold-hearted Civil War soldier-turned-bounty hunter. See them in The Hateful Eight.

Kenzo Tenma would have never guessed that ten-year-old he saved would later become a deadly serial killer intent on "thanking" him. See them in Monster (TV Show).

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

A suave proprietor of an upscale nightclub and gambling den, Rick Blaine is dealing with World War II and a broken heart. See them in Casablanca.

Jack's big imagination is never limited by his incredibly cramped surroundings. See them in Room.

Timid and a bit insecure, Amy Antsler has big dreams of activism and meeting new people. She's learning it's easier said than done. See them in Booksmart.

Seth is short-tempered, crude, and terrible at school, but hopefully there's nothing an epic party can't fix. See them in Superbad.

Sweet, reserved, and intellectual, Cordelia Foxx would do anything for her students. See them in American Horror Story.