Because you like Nicky Nichols in Orange Is The New Black

A few millennia in the mortal realm have caused DEATH to be quite enamored of life. See them in Discworld.

Mitchell Pritchett prefers to have a place for everything and everything in its place. See them in Modern Family.

Alfredo Linguini can whip up five star meals effortlessly. Just don't look under his hat. See them in Ratatouille.

Neil Perry is a brilliant student with an artist's soul. And he's desperate to unleash it. See them in Dead Poets Society.

This android may not have emotions, but Lt. Commander Data's curiosity about humanity is endless. See them in Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Detective Alec Hardy doesn't let anyone get too close to him. See them in Broadchurch.

Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.

Willow Rosenberg may be a witch who can defeat the forces of evil, but she still gets emotional over kittens on the Internet. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Bojack Horseman is a former sitcom star who loves sharing his opinions with anyone who will listen. Oh, and drinking. A lot! See them in Bojack Horseman.

Logan Huntzberger is a daredevil, romantic, and heir to a media empire. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.