Because you like Alex Vause in Orange Is The New Black

Napoleon Dynamite loves tater tots, mythical beasts, and reveling in his awkwardness. See them in Napoleon Dynamite.

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.

Clary Fray's philosophy: dive into the supernatural underworld first and ask questions later. See them in City of Bones.

A crooked cop, Harvey Bullock is the product of a not-so-just criminal justice system. See them in Gotham.

Shrek is a nasty-on-the-surface ogre with a heart of gold and an earful of wax. See them in Shrek.

He tells you everything you need to know: "I. Am. Groot." See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Big Boss is a disillusioned mercenary commander who wants to create a world for soldiers (and soldiers alone). See them in Metal Gear Series.

Stuck on a lifeboat with zoo animals without food and fresh water, Pi Patel uses his intelligence to face the greatest test of all: survival. See them in Life of Pi.

Regina Mills is a cold evil queen turned chilly town mayor. See them in Once Upon a Time.

Cynicism is his armor and words are his weapons, but what Tyrion Lannister would really like is some nice wine. See them in Game of Thrones.

Fox Mulder is a devoted believer in aliens, monsters, and that the truth is out there. See them in The X-Files.

A loyal dinosaur, Yoshi loves both saving the day and chowing down on a good meal. See them in Super Mario Bros..