Because you like Schmidt in New Girl

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.

A Vietnam vet, Travis Bickle spends his days driving his taxi and watching porn flicks. See them in Taxi Driver.

Though cynical about the world, Shuya Nanahara is caring and protective towards his friends. See them in Battle Royale.

A bookish know-it-all with a bossy streak, Hermione Granger always stands up for what she believes in. See them in Harry Potter Series.

A loyal dinosaur, Yoshi loves both saving the day and chowing down on a good meal. See them in Super Mario Bros..

Armed guards, FBI agents, notorious serial killers – Hannibal Lecter has bested them all, with time to finish dessert afterwards. See them in The Silence of the Lambs.

Told her son will one day save the world, Sarah Connor dedicates her life to training him to do just that. See them in The Terminator.

For the sake of science, Kurisu Makise will persevere no matter how deep into the dark secrets of the world she finds herself. See them in Steins;Gate.

As an undercover cop, Schmidt is getting to relive high school as a cool kid. See them in 21 Jump Street.

A responsible kid, Hugo Cabret is still capable of flights of fancy. See them in Hugo.

Percy Jackson is an ordinary student thrust into the world of myth come alive. See them in Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief.

An escaped convict on a mission, Sirius Black is brooding, brave, and reckless. See them in Harry Potter Series.