Because you like Maxwell Q. Klinger in M*A*S*H

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.

Woody is a selfless leader of Andy's toys who likes change less than a snake in his boots. See them in Toy Story.

Although she's the queen of killer comebacks and one-liners, Janis Ian is honest about her feelings and cares deeply about her friends. See them in Mean Girls.

Carl Gallagher is a budding psychopath fascinated with rule breaking. See them in Shameless.

Brilliant but self-destructive, Lip Gallagher spends more time stirring up trouble than hitting the books. See them in Shameless.

Dory is more than a little forgetful, but she'll always remember to have your back. See them in Finding Nemo.

Beautiful and artistic, Aria Montgomery follows her own path. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, and there's nothing Jason "J.D." Dean loves more than chaos. See them in Heathers.

Artemis Fowl understands the way of the world. If he wins, he's a prodigy. If he loses, then he's crazy. That is how history is written. See them in Artemis Fowl.

Phil Coulson is a deadly field agent with the demeanor of a friendly dad. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Leonidas is not the kind of king who merely gives orders; rather, he's out on the battlefield fighting alongside his men. See them in 300.