Because you like Lucy Ricardo in I Love Lucy

Kumar Patel is always high, always hungry for sliders. See them in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

Eponine is a scrappy street urchin with a bad case of unrequited love. See them in Les Miserables.

Offred wisely keeps her head down even as she hopes for more. Unfortunately, hope is dangerous in Gilead. See them in The Handmaid's Tale.

Fox Mulder is a devoted believer in aliens, monsters, and that the truth is out there. See them in The X-Files.

Tina Belcher is on the cusp of puberty, and she has no shame when it comes to boys, butts, and brassieres. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Omar Little is a pretty chill guy, as long as you can forgive the stealing and killing people. See them in The Wire.

Tiffany Doggett is usually a nice, good Christian. Just don't get her riled up! See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Is there more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? Derek Zoolander thinks not. See them in Zoolander.

Danny Zuko's car is auto-matic. Its system-matic. Its hyyyyydro-matic. Why, its greased lightning! See them in Grease.

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.