Because you like Artemis Fowl in Artemis Fowl

Connor Walsh is arrogant enough to think he's the smartest guy in the room, and quick-witted enough to prove that he is. See them in How to Get Away with Murder.

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.

Cosmo Kramer is an eccentric schemer whom you might know better as the "Assman." See them in Seinfeld.

A meek schoolteacher, Mary Margaret Blanchard can't remember her past as a spirited, swashbuckling Snow White. See them in Once Upon a Time.

Franklin "Mouse" Finbar is a jock paying the price for his mistake. See them in Jumanji.

Gomez Addams fills his days with ghoulish and ghastly forms of recreation, enjoying life and all its pleasures to the fullest. See them in The Addams Family.

With a unique ability to empathize with killers, Will Graham helps society but his sanity pays the price. See them in Hannibal.

David Rossi may chase serial killers for a living, but he's more interested in what wine pairs well with tonight's parmigiana. See them in Criminal Minds.

First Lady Melody Grant is conspiring to stay in the White House, but she stays a few steps behind her husband because that’s where she "belongs." See them in Scandal.

Eddie Brock is a big-hearted investigative journalist who is going through the world's weirdest identity crisis. See them in Venom.

Queenie Goldstein is beautiful, kind, and probably currently reading your mind. See them in Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them.