Because you like Ross Geller in Friends

Macbeth was probably named "Most Likely to Kill His Rivals" in his senior yearbook. See them in Macbeth.

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Green skin, pointy hat, evil cackle—this villain has it all! See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Toby Cavanaugh has trouble avoiding being manipulated. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

Bumbling, jolly, and loyal, Rubeus Hagrid has the uncanny ability to make the best of a bad situation. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Popular jock Andrew Clark is pretty bizarre. He's just better at hiding it, that's all. See them in The Breakfast Club.

Susan Pevensie is sensible, practical, and fiercely protective of those she loves. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.