Because you like Neal Schweiber in Freaks and Geeks

Carrie Bradshaw is a sex columnist addicted to expensive shoes, Cosmopolitan martinis, and unavailable men. See them in Sex and the City.

If only real life were as easy for Abed Nadir to understand as he knows pop culture. See them in Community.

Ultron is security software turned evil mastermind. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Franklin "Mouse" Finbar is a jock paying the price for his mistake. See them in Jumanji.

After years of living vicariously through other people's heroic stories, Wade Watts is about to become a hero himself. See them in Ready Player One.

A suave womanizer, Jacob Palmer has turned seduction into a science. See them in Crazy, Stupid Love.

Knuckles the Echidna is a 16-year-old red echidna (aka a spiny anteater) and guardian of the ancient Master Emerald. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Kesuke Miyagi is a karate expert who thinks the best way a scrawny high schooler can learn how to defend himself is by washing every surface in sight. See them in The Karate Kid.

Raz is a 10-year-old boy who mostly stays in his own head, which makes sense since that's where he is strongest. See them in Psychonauts.

The destroyer, Drax lives for one thing and one thing only: revenge. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.