Because you like Bill Haverchuck in Freaks and Geeks

A reclusive introvert, Liz Sherman has a temper that's literally lethal. See them in Hellboy.

Chuckie Finster is a baby afraid of everything from clowns to closets, unless his best friend's by his side. See them in Rugrats.

Raj Koothrappali is an astrophysicist who sees stars when he feebly tries to chat up women. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Patrick Verona is a bad boy who's after a tough girl. See them in 10 Things I Hate About You.

Michael Scofield is no criminal, and he didn't get jailed by accident. See them in Prison Break.

Loyal and supportive, Cece Parekh is the best friend a girl could ask for. It doesn't hurt that she's a supermodel. See them in New Girl.

Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Macbeth was probably named "Most Likely to Kill His Rivals" in his senior yearbook. See them in Macbeth.

Let's just say Sheldon Oberon is having an out-of-body experience like no other. See them in Jumanji.

Linda Belcher doesn't prescribe to what society deems as "normal." She narrates her life through song, much to the alarm of everyone nearby. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.