Because you like Hoban Washburne in Firefly

Woody is a selfless leader of Andy's toys who likes change less than a snake in his boots. See them in Toy Story.

Sophisticated and aloof, Darcy couldn’t care less about marriage, despite women throwing themselves upon him with wishes of matrimony. See them in Pride & Prejudice.

A literal fallen star, Yvaine is temperamental, sarcastic, and a bit on edge. See them in Stardust.

Jesse Tuck dreams of finding someone to join his unusual family. See them in Tuck Everlasting.

An infamous vampire, Alucard is a one-man killing machine with a philosophical side. See them in Hellsing.

A super-soldier, Master Chief might be more machine than man. And for humanity's sake, thank God. See them in Halo.

Leonard Hofstadter is the normal one among his scientist friends, though in fairness that's a low bar. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Greg Heffley will be famous someday, but now he's stuck in class with morons. See them in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Luke Danes will serve you coffee and always be there for you to help out. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Claire Underwood is scary intimidating, and she knows it. See them in House of Cards.

Disgust is a friend who makes sure you stay away from all things gross. See them in Inside Out.

A reformed former outlaw, John Marston doesn't want any trouble, yet somehow trouble always seems to find him. See them in Red Dead Redemption.