Because you like Steven Quincy Urkel in Family Matters

Indiana Jones is a swashbuckling archeologist who hates snakes, Nazis, and priceless artifacts falling into the wrong hands. See them in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Jim Halpert is a master at the art of making it through the work day, including participating in an office Olympics. See them in The Office.

Aragorn is the one true king, a title he is too humble to accept. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Rick Sanchez is a gruff, alcoholic mad scientist, with the emphasis on "mad." See them in Rick and Morty.

A responsible kid, Hugo Cabret is still capable of flights of fancy. See them in Hugo.

Titus Andromedon will show you the ropes, help you with your problems, and sing at you constantly, whether you like it or not. See them in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

Pro tip: the psych ward is not the best place to find a mentor like Lisa Rowe. See them in Girl, Interrupted.

Bedside manner is for chumps, not the brilliant Dr. Gregory House. See them in House M.D..

Imperator Furiosa is a badass patriarchy toppler. She'll do anything to secure a better, freer future for the women she cares for. See them in Mad Max: Fury Road.

Is there more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? Derek Zoolander thinks not. See them in Zoolander.

Megamind is searching for purpose in a supervillain life without a superhero to fight. See them in Megamind.

Fiercely independent and extremely hot-blooded, Ryuko Matoi prefers to work alone. See them in Kill la Kill.