Because you like Lois Griffin in Family Guy

Emily Gilmore is the DAR chair, proud grandmother, and full of opinions. See them in Gilmore Girls.

A cursed pirate captain, Barbossa is greedy, vengeful, and surprisingly cheeky. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Eugene H. Krabs is a greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Sydney Bristow is a kick-ass double agent on a mission for revenge. See them in Alias.

Carol Aird is driven to fight to make her life better, regardless the consequences. See them in Carol.

Scooby-Doo always keeps his priorities in order: eat snacks first, solve mysteries later. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Warm and caring, Kitty Forman acts like a mom towards all of her kids' friends. See them in That '70s Show.

Ezra Fitz is a young English teacher hounded by his own relationship mistakes. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

Michael Scofield is no criminal, and he didn't get jailed by accident. See them in Prison Break.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Donna Meagle has a Benz, a fool-proof strategy to pick up men, and the number for R&B star Ginuine's direct line. Enough said. See them in Parks and Recreation.

A formerly righteous wizard, Saruman has been corrupted by the forces of evil. See them in The Lord of the Rings.