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Hiro is a free-spirit and remarkable genius who loves bot fighting and problem-solving. See them in Big Hero 6.

If this slick ad man doesn't like the conversation, he changes it—while drinking and smoking. See them in Mad Men.

Others see him as the town nutcase, but Flint Lockwood knows his inventions will change the world someday. See them in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

Phil Coulson is a deadly field agent with the demeanor of a friendly dad. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.

Freddie Freeman is a superhero aficionado with a dark sense of humor. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

He tells you everything you need to know: "I. Am. Groot." See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A Vietnam vet, Travis Bickle spends his days driving his taxi and watching porn flicks. See them in Taxi Driver.

Wheatley's got an endless supply of bad ideas that he wants to share. See them in Portal Series.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Marge Simpson is a mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine. See them in The Simpsons.