Because you like Bree Van De Kamp in Desperate Housewives

Princess Fiona is a damsel who doesn't need saving, but she's cursed with an embarrassing secret. See them in Shrek.

Ted Mosby is a hopelessly romantic architect in search of someone to be the mother of his children. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Donna is boisterous and spunky traveller of the TARDIS, exploring worlds beyond the simple mundane enterprises of Earth. See them in Doctor Who.

Beth March is the glue that holds her family together. See them in Little Women.

A free-spirited girl, Kim doesn't judge by appearances. See them in Edward Scissorhands.

Freelance writer Diane is dating a dog and writing a memoir of a horse. See them in Bojack Horseman.

Jane Smith is a stone-cold killer, but you would never know it from looking at her. See them in Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Gilbert Blythe is crushing on a red-haired orphan. See them in Anne With an E.

Abbi Abrams is the ultimate wingwoman because she wants nothing more than to have a good time for its own sake. See them in Broad City.

Gou Matsuoka offers to help as manager of a swim team, believing that they're the only ones who can help her brother. See them in Free! Iwatobi Swim Club.

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.