Because you like Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

Donna Pinciotti is strong, independent, and empathetic. No one messes with her. See them in That '70s Show.

For Dana Scully, sometimes looking for extreme possibilities makes you blind to the probable explanation right in front of you. See them in The X-Files.

Jim Halpert is a master at the art of making it through the work day, including participating in an office Olympics. See them in The Office.

A neurotic people pleaser, Tom Wambsgans is both ambitious and spineless. See them in Succession.

Meat Boy tenaciously throws himself into danger, and when he fails, he immediately gets back up and tries again. See them in Super Meat Boy.

Lazy and cynical‚ Bernard Black is the ultimate curmudgeon. See them in Black Books.

Sue Sylvester has a win-at-all-costs philosophy, a bizarre fixation on a school singing club, and a fashion style that involves a red tracksuit. See them in Glee.

Mr. Robot always seems to know what to do when others are lost. But can he be trusted? See them in Mr. Robot.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.