Because you like Derek Morgan in Criminal Minds

Hayley Stark is a sarcastic 14-year-old with an unusual passion. See them in Hard Candy.

Alyssa Foley is a blunt and crass teenage runaway. See them in The End of the F World.

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.

Haley Dunphy's interests include shopping, dating, and avoiding homework at all costs. See them in Modern Family.

Beware! Anton Chigurh carries a coin with him, which he forces his victims to flip to decide whether they will live or die. See them in No Country for Old Men.

A premier member of the leather cat-suit club, Selene can chill you with a stony look, or ice you with her ninja moves. See them in Underworld.

GLaDOS will supply the food when you get together: a delicious cake. Of course, it could just be a trap so she can kill you. It’s hard to say. See them in Portal Series.

Georgina Sparks uses beauty, brains, and power to always get her way. See them in Gossip Girl.

The self-proclaimed "only guilty man in Shawshank prison" has wisdom to share, such as the best way to smuggle a Rita Hayworth poster into a Maine prison. See them in The Shawshank Redemption.

Emma Woodhouse knows what's best for everyone else. Just don't try to tell her what to do. See them in Emma.

Wanderer is a Soul, a parasite sent into a host to take over their body, extracting information from them and colonizing their species. See them in The Host.