Because you like Paige Matthews in Charmed

Marty McFly is a skateboarder, aspiring rock star, and reluctant time-traveler. See them in Back to the Future.

Charlie Kelmeckis is a wallflower who's starting to blossom into something more. See them in The Perks of Being a Wallflower.

Light Yagami has a plan to make a better world, and morals won't stop him. See them in Death Note.

Jim Halpert is a master at the art of making it through the work day, including participating in an office Olympics. See them in The Office.

Gru's more misunderstood than evil, and if he'd rule over the world like he takes care of his three daughters, we'd be in good hands. See them in Despicable Me.

Finn is the world's last human who's "all about" understanding right and wrong. See them in Adventure Time.

SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

He tells you everything you need to know: "I. Am. Groot." See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.