Because you like Rupert Giles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Peter Venkman's "research" projects are designed to get undergraduate students to sleep with him. Though it turns out he can bust ghosts. See them in Ghostbusters.

As a doctor-in-training, John Dorian should have his head in the game. But most of the time, it's in the clouds. See them in Scrubs.

Give in to the dark side with vampire Lestat; it's more fun. See them in Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles.

Marge Simpson is a mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine. See them in The Simpsons.

Sydney Bristow is a kick-ass double agent on a mission for revenge. See them in Alias.

Jail hasn't broken Andy Dufresne's spirit, but will his spirit help break him out of jail? See them in The Shawshank Redemption.

Warm and caring, Kitty Forman acts like a mom towards all of her kids' friends. See them in That '70s Show.

A brave "Young Wolf," Robb Stark has never lost a battle. See them in Game of Thrones.

A reclusive introvert, Liz Sherman has a temper that's literally lethal. See them in Hellboy.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.