Because you like Lain Iwakura in Serial Experiments Lain

Mario is a plumber who wears a ridiculous outfit, eats weird looking mushrooms, and fits himself inside your pipes so he can save a princess. See them in Super Mario Bros..

George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.

Blade has all the cool vampire powers with none of the weaknesses. Definitely not a guy to pick a fight with. See them in Blade.

Mitchell Pritchett prefers to have a place for everything and everything in its place. See them in Modern Family.

Intelligent and confident, Maeve Wiley grew up alone and has no problem hitting you in the crotch if you disrespect her. See them in Sex Education.

A rugged frontiersman and consummate survivor, Hugh Glass has a relationship with the natural world that is downright spiritual. See them in The Revenant.

Claire Underwood is scary intimidating, and she knows it. See them in House of Cards.

Dash Parr's super speed helps with his impatience. See them in The Incredibles.

You'll never get Alaska Young. And that's the whole point. See them in Looking for Alaska.

Poussey Washington is a former army brat who loves to read and loves her friends. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Popular jock Andrew Clark is pretty bizarre. He's just better at hiding it, that's all. See them in The Breakfast Club.

Benji Applebaum is not a total nerd. He also happens to be super into magic. See them in Pitch Perfect.