Because you like Dante Alighieri in Dante's Inferno

Smart, sarcastic, and loyal, Stiles Stilinski doesn't just want to be the sidekick in someone else's life. See them in Teen Wolf.

With a brilliant mind, an insane level of confidence, and a penchant for drunken dancing, Cristina Yang is a force to be reckoned with. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Pro tip: the psych ward is not the best place to find a mentor like Lisa Rowe. See them in Girl, Interrupted.

Number Five is a 58-year-old man trapped in his 13-year-old body. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

The Genie is the perfect buddy, granting every wish we might have and keeping life good-spirited. See them in Aladdin.

Mitchell Pritchett prefers to have a place for everything and everything in its place. See them in Modern Family.

Damon Salvatore used to miss being human. Now he can't think of anything more miserable. See them in The Vampire Diaries.

Cher Horowitz may have a problem with hubris, but she looks utterly fabulous while learning a lesson about the dangers of meddling. See them in Clueless.

Alyssa Foley is a blunt and crass teenage runaway. See them in The End of the F World.

Neil Perry is a brilliant student with an artist's soul. And he's desperate to unleash it. See them in Dead Poets Society.

Britta Perry has never met a cause she couldn't passionately champion—at least for a little bit. See them in Community.