Because you like Bernard Black in Black Books

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Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Tonya Harding has been shoved around her whole life. She just wants to feel free. See them in I Tonya.

Britta Perry has never met a cause she couldn't passionately champion—at least for a little bit. See them in Community.

High school is Hell, so Allison Reynolds spends her time giving herself tattoos with ballpoint pens and shaking dandruff out of her hair. See them in The Breakfast Club.

This barber doesn't cut hair. Sweeney Todd sends his clients down a chute to be baked into his partner-in-crime's pies. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

Sydney Bristow is a kick-ass double agent on a mission for revenge. See them in Alias.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

Andrew Glouberman is trying to make it through puberty with his sanity intact. See them in Big Mouth.

Few can match this dwarf when it comes to self-confidence. Gimli is as eager for a good time as he is for a fight. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Holden Caulfield is convinced that the whole adult world is full of phonies. See them in The Catcher in the Rye.

If Lisbeth Salander can hurt a bastard who deserves it by digging up stuff about him, she feels good. See them in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.