Because you like Maeby Funke in Arrested Development
George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.
You'll never get Alaska Young. And that's the whole point. See them in Looking for Alaska.
Call her. Beep her. If anyone's in trouble, Kim Possible is there. See them in Kim Possible.
Claire Underwood is scary intimidating, and she knows it. See them in House of Cards.
Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.
Sookie St. James is a klutzy and perfectionist chef who's always there for her friends. See them in Gilmore Girls.
C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.
After surviving a CIA mission that was supposed to kill him, ex-military man John Reese bets it all on a chance to redeem himself. See them in Person of Interest.
Pro tip: the psych ward is not the best place to find a mentor like Lisa Rowe. See them in Girl, Interrupted.
Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.
Trevor Phillips is an unpredictable maniac who tortures people for no reason. See them in Grand Theft Series.
