Because you like Fakir in Princess Tutu

A bloodsucker, Carlisle Cullen is actually more likely to give you a blood infusion. See them in Twilight.

Loyal and supportive, Cece Parekh is the best friend a girl could ask for. It doesn't hurt that she's a supermodel. See them in New Girl.

Yes, she's an "older" woman, but that just makes Mrs. Robinson sexier and more seductive. See them in The Graduate.

Peter Venkman's "research" projects are designed to get undergraduate students to sleep with him. Though it turns out he can bust ghosts. See them in Ghostbusters.

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.

Growing up isn't easy: Chihiro's parents turned into pigs, she's enslaved at a bathhouse for demons, and oh yeah, she's fading from existence. See them in Spirited Away.

A dedicated hedonist, Jack Harkness appreciates raunchy stories, stiff drinks, and excellent bottoms. See them in Doctor Who.

Dr. Gordon Freeman is a brilliant physicist is a quiet hero. And given all the violent aliens, he better be. See them in Half-Life.

Driven yet empathetic, Emily Prentiss brings humanity to the pursuit of inhuman killers. See them in Criminal Minds.

Dante Alighieri is a crusader fighting his way to absolution. See them in Dante's Inferno.

With a unique ability to empathize with killers, Will Graham helps society but his sanity pays the price. See them in Hannibal.