Because you like Jacobim Mugatu in Zoolander
Not only could Hellboy avenge your death, he'd also have a sense of humor about it and not let it ruin the rest of his night. See them in Hellboy.
He may forget his homework, lose his toad, and fall off brooms, but Neville Longbottom can also single-handedly destroy villains. See them in Harry Potter Series.
Aragorn is the one true king, a title he is too humble to accept. See them in The Lord of the Rings.
James T. Kirk is more than ready to face the final frontier. See them in Star Trek.
Pro tip: the psych ward is not the best place to find a mentor like Lisa Rowe. See them in Girl, Interrupted.
Korra is stubborn, outgoing, and faced with huge responsibilities she might not be ready for. See them in The Legend of Korra.
Don't worry about this forensic scientist offing you unless you're a serial killer yourself. (You're not, right? Just checking.) See them in Dexter.
Adored, honored, and, most of all, feared, Miranda Priestly has the fashion industry in the palm of her hand. See them in The Devil Wears Prada.
He's a troubled insomniac in search of a moment to rest and a meaning to his existence. See them in Fight Club.
If you need her, Lisa Simpson will be in her room with her saxophone and a good book. See them in The Simpsons.
Barry Allen is a nerd, forensics expert‚ and superhero with supersonic speed who is determined to solve his mother's murder. See them in DC Extended Universe.
