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A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.

Jeff Winger thinks he's too cool for school, which is a problem because he just enrolled in community college. See them in Community.

Equal parts funny and neurotic, Cory Matthews has a warm and generous spirit. See them in Boy Meets World.

Sue Sylvester has a win-at-all-costs philosophy, a bizarre fixation on a school singing club, and a fashion style that involves a red tracksuit. See them in Glee.

Dash Parr's super speed helps with his impatience. See them in The Incredibles.

Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.

Troy Bolton is a triple threat: singing, dancing, and basketball. See them in High School Musical.

Eugene H. Krabs is a greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Jack Twist is a playful free-spirit, but he isn't afraid to fight for what he wants. See them in Brokeback Mountain.

Jean-Baptiste Grenouille may have a phenomenal sense of smell, but he has a weak sense of morality. See them in Perfume: The Story of a Murderer.

Talking to a stranger on a train is the best decision Jesse Wallace ever made. See them in Before Sunrise.

Phoebe Halliwell is a bestselling author and martial arts master with power of premonitions. See them in Charmed.