Because you like Daphne Reynolds in What a Girl Wants

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Hoban Washburne shows you can be a hotshot space pilot *and* play with dinosaurs. See them in Firefly.

Charismatic, sociopathic, and dramatic, Charlie Bronson wants nothing more than to be famous. See them in Bronson.

A no-nonsense pro, Agent K has dedicated his whole life to his job. See them in Men in Black.

Wendy Testaburger is a born leader who is not afraid to stand up to the other fourth graders for what she believes in. See them in South Park.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

Jeff Winger thinks he's too cool for school, which is a problem because he just enrolled in community college. See them in Community.

A laid-back stoner, Ben Stone wasn't planning on life's ultimate responsibility. See them in Knocked Up.

If the awesome Andie Walsh is from the wrong side of the tracks, we don't want to be right. See them in Pretty in Pink.

Greg Heffley will be famous someday, but now he's stuck in class with morons. See them in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Luke Danes will serve you coffee and always be there for you to help out. See them in Gilmore Girls.