Because you like Kevin Khatchadourian in We Need to Talk About Kevin

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Arizona Robbins loves being a pediatric surgeon, and the cute orthopedic surgeon downstairs makes coming into work worth her while. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Elio Perlman likes the piano, peaches, and his father's new research assistant a little too much. See them in Call Me by Your Name.

Princess Bubblegum is brilliant and determined, but can display a nasty temper. See them in Adventure Time.

Audrey Horne may seem inquisitive and charming, but she can turn on a dime. See them in Twin Peaks.

Will Turner is an earnest, lovelorn blacksmith's assistant with an adventurous spirit. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Santana Lopez is a cutthroat cheerleader who's not afraid to speak, or sing, her mind. See them in Glee.

The biggest lesson from this inspiring teacher? Carpe diem. See them in Dead Poets Society.

Alex Vause's tattoos and tough exterior cover the fact that she's just a girl with a really intense crush. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Most kids hope for a car for their 16th birthday, but Mia Thermopolis' present is a country to rule. See them in The Princess Diaries.

Disgust is a friend who makes sure you stay away from all things gross. See them in Inside Out.

The pasta-loving, skirt-chasing personification of North Italy, Feliciano Vargas is decidedly a lover, not a fighter. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.