Because you like Kevin Khatchadourian in We Need to Talk About Kevin

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Be careful around Marie Laveau. There's no one more vengeful than a double-crossed voodoo queen. See them in American Horror Story.

Bob Parr is an ex-superhero now focused on being a dad, but he misses the action. See them in The Incredibles.

Although life in a post-apocalyptic world is far from easy, Julie Grigio maintains her sense of humor. See them in Warm Bodies.

Don't ask the ruthless queen of the Tokyo underworld any questions unless you're fine with losing a limb. See them in Kill Bill vol. 1.

Dewey Finn will rock you. He feels rock and roll in his blood and guts. See them in School of Rock.

Although Thomas Sharpe is an English baronet, he doesn't have a Shilling to his name. He's in America to sell his invention and marry rich. See them in Crimson Peak.

Charlie is a Type A theater director dealing with something out of his control: a painful divorce. See them in Marriage Story.

Aldo Raine is in the killing Nazi business. And as he says, business is a-boomin'. See them in Inglourious Basterds.

Jean-Baptiste Grenouille may have a phenomenal sense of smell, but he has a weak sense of morality. See them in Perfume: The Story of a Murderer.

This barber doesn't cut hair. Sweeney Todd sends his clients down a chute to be baked into his partner-in-crime's pies. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

Patrick Verona is a bad boy who's after a tough girl. See them in 10 Things I Hate About You.