Because you like Carlisle Cullen in Twilight

Did he ever tell you the definition of insanity? Just wait, and this psychopath will do just that. See them in Far Cry 3.

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.

Realizing that New York City was in his blood, Wilson Fisk will now do anything to make Hell's Kitchen a better place. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.

Hawkeye Pierce is a Devil-may-care Army doc who'd have the Devil laughing and drinking in five minutes flat. See them in M*A*S*H.

Sydney Bristow is a kick-ass double agent on a mission for revenge. See them in Alias.

Will Herondale is an emotionally distant bad boy with a secret. See them in Clockwork Angel .

As an undercover cop, Schmidt is getting to relive high school as a cool kid. See them in 21 Jump Street.

When Jessica Jones is not throwing back drinks, she's taking down bad guys with her strength, detective skills, and foul-mouthed insults. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A fun-loving jokester, Alistair isn't ready for the responsibilities he faces. See them in Dragon Age Series.

Keren Walker is a socialite looking to avoid work, keep a constant buzz, and be as snarky as possible. See them in Will & Grace.