Because you like Kirk Lazarus in Tropic Thunder

A stylish agent, Agent J would rather improvise than play by the rules. See them in Men in Black.

Luke Danes will serve you coffee and always be there for you to help out. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Marshall Eriksen is a lawyer in love who is enjoying life. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

Matilda Wormwood is so smart, she taught herself how to be psychic. See them in Matilda.

Burton Guster is a level-headed investigator with a "Super Sniffer" nose. See them in Psych.

Kiara Carrera is a hippie socialist who likes sea turtles more than people. See them in Outer Banks.

Raj Koothrappali is an astrophysicist who sees stars when he feebly tries to chat up women. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Madman, murderer, or musician? No one knows the Phantom behind the mask. See them in The Phantom of the Opera.

A suave proprietor of an upscale nightclub and gambling den, Rick Blaine is dealing with World War II and a broken heart. See them in Casablanca.

A champion of chivalry, Don Quixote is dutifully bringing good to the world—even when others think he's out of his mind. See them in Don Quixote.