Because you like Jack Torrance in The Shining

Peter Venkman's "research" projects are designed to get undergraduate students to sleep with him. Though it turns out he can bust ghosts. See them in Ghostbusters.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Macbeth was probably named "Most Likely to Kill His Rivals" in his senior yearbook. See them in Macbeth.

Green skin, pointy hat, evil cackle—this villain has it all! See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Though raised to think of himself as a monster, Quasimodo has a heart that holds nothing but compassion. See them in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

A Vietnam vet, Travis Bickle spends his days driving his taxi and watching porn flicks. See them in Taxi Driver.

A champion of chivalry, Don Quixote is dutifully bringing good to the world—even when others think he's out of his mind. See them in Don Quixote.

Romantic, tortured, and at times cruel, Heathcliff is an intense man. See them in Wuthering Heights.

Marv is a brutish but principled thug who'd be right at home on an ancient battlefield. See them in Sin City.

World domination and Superman's demise are next on Lex Luthor's to-do list. See them in DC Extended Universe.

An ambitious man of science, Norman Osborn has become green with envy over Spider-Man's powers. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Vincent Vega likes a good steak, a cheap milkshake, and killing a target without anything going wrong. See them in Pulp Fiction.